Assassination of a High School President

Assassination of a High School President (2008)
High School. Four of the most important years of your life. But it isnt always dances and keg parties and sucking face in your parents mini-van. Sometimes its ugly and hard and complicated. As complicated as a conspiracy to overthrow the president. Theres something rotten at St. Donovans High and sophomore newspaper reporter Bobby Funke is on it like pink rubber bands on your little sisters braces. When senior hottie Francesca Facchini solicits Funkes help tracking down a set of stolen SATs, Funke uncovers a story dirtier than the lunch ladys mustache. After he fingers the school president (figuratively) for the crime, Funke becomes one of the most popular kids at St. Donovans High. No longer known simply as the freshman who was once tied to a giant snowman penis, Funke wins the respect of everyone from the Desert-Storm-hero-turned-educator Principal Kirkpatrick to the kid that farts on him in Spanish class. When Francesca takes Funke to homecoming, even the in-school suspension delinquents turn nice and offer guidance on how to keep his boner in check during slow dances. But high schools not always what it seems. As Funkes popularity grows so do his suspicions. Did the president really steal the SATs? Or is Funke just a pawn in a conspiracy as complicated as adolescence itself? Determined to find the truth, Funke digs deeper and unearths the sordid underbelly of St. Donovans. Student council members, college bookies, public school brats, everyone seems to play a part. Armed only with a learners permit and the spirit of Woodward and Bernstein, Funke must crack the case before it cracks him.

Cast

Actor Character
Mischa Barton  Francesca Fachini 
Nick Blaemire  Byron 
Zachary Booth  Rocky 
Gabrielle Brennan  Chrissy Moore 
Emily Brownell  Ms. Smart 
Josh Caras  Marty Mullen (as Josh Barclay Caras) 
Tomas Deckaj  Ben Striedel (voice) 
Melonie Diaz  Clara 
Mohamed Dione  Ongatumamwe 
John Farrer  Faculty priest 
Tanya Fischer  Sam landis 
Laura Ford  DMV Lady 
Luke Grimes  Marlon Piazza 
Aaron Himelstein  Tad Goltz 
Marc John Jefferies  Elliott Duncan 
Zoë Kravitz  Valerie 
John Magaro  Cipriato 
Emily Meade  Tiffany Ashwood 
Kathryn Morris  Nurse Platt 
Josh Pais  Senor Newell 
Adam Pally  Freddy Bismark 
Joseph Perrino  Dutch Middleton 
Vincent Piazza  Ricky Delacruz 
Maria Elena Ramirez  Nancy Margle 
Michael Rapaport  Coach Z 
Zach Roerig  Matt Mullen 
Quinn Shephard  Eye Patch Girl 
Ashley Springer  White kid with dreds 
Patrick Taylor  Paul Moore 
Robin Taylor  Alex Schneider 
Reece Thompson  Bobby Funke 
Bruce Willis  Principal Kirkpatrick 
Michael Zegen  Stephen Lohman 

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